Conceited Man Christmas Dinner!

The fellas and the girlfriend!  I ate so much, it’s not even funny anymore.  Feel pretty bloated today, though.  Also, my throat’s pretty sensitive because of all the oil and fat I had.  Tis the season to be festively plump.

YES, I’M FAT, ANO BA!

We ballin!

Played my first real game of basketball in a long time yesterday.  The rust was pretty obvious, but I still played pretty well.  I’d give myself a C.  There was one point in the second game though, when I started feeling it.  I basically told all my teammates to just take care of the defense and just leave all the scoring to me.  I’m sure that didn’t make me any friends.  I scored 6 straight points, but we still lost.  I guess this means I’m going to have to play with them again and kick their candy asses?

Some people recognized me, too.  They all said I got FAT.  Yet ANOTHER reason to go back and kick their candy asses!  You realize I like saying candy ass a lot?  We bring the whoopin, you bring that candy ass!