Over the past few days, I’ve been having some sort of realizations that I have been selling myself short.  I could be doing so much better with life, if I would just put the effort in.  I could be in better shape, be making more money, have more time, seeing more things.  All that kind of stuff.

I’m working on it, though.  It’s a real struggle, but it is what it is.  I want crown steel buildings in my name one day, and you don’t get those without putting in the work.  I just need to be more disciplined; just really find out how much I want it.  Wish me luck!

Over the past few years, it seems like every text I got from a cousin was a birth announcement.  I guess that’s just how it is; I was born with a lot of older cousins, what can I say.  While I’d love to be a parent someday, right now, I think I’d rather raise my money first.  It’s just like a kid.  I love it, it keeps me awake and paranoid, and I’d do anything for it.

That’s pretty tough, though.  I’ve got a few things in the works, but I need to take some time to sit down and just plan things out.  I’ve been saying this for the past few years, but I haven’t gotten around to doing it.  I’m doing alright, but I could be doing much better, too.  Hey, kids cost money.

There are very few things I fear.  One of them is ice skating.  The other is dentists.  I fear dentists.  I just can’t be comfortable with somebody who sticks a sharp, metal hook into my mouth.  Seriously.  I look at dental supplies and I start getting the shivers.  It’s that bad.

Thankfully, a friend has hooked me up with a dentist that knows his medication.  I had three of my wisdom teeth extracted by this guy.  It took around 45 minutes, and no pain at all whatsoever.  How do you beat that?  He was pretty full of himself, too.  He was like, “It’s that easy when you’re the best.”

Somebody’s been leaving his gas on.

I recently went office supplies shopping.  It always amazes me how much I can spend buying paper, pens, hp laserjet ink cartridges, toners, and other random office stuff.  Somebody is making a killing with my money.  Seriously.  But yeah, it is what it is.  It’s not like the office can run without any paper, pens, etc.  Let’s just chalk that up to operational expenses and move on.

Speaking of the office, I am so bored here.  I’m dying!  Thank goodness for the Internet, otherwise, I would’ve gone stark, raving mad a long time ago.

I’ve been looking at Wade of the Miami Heat’s sidestep moves, to incorporate into my own game.  It’s very effective, but I feel like the risk of injury is very high on that one.  You have to wonder how he’s not in a donjoy shoulder brace more often.

I hate getting injured.  That’s probably why my basketball game consists of pulling up from jumpers.  I used to be reckless at driving to the rim, but that usually landed my arm in a sling or a cast.  I’ve learned my lesson since then.  Of course, maybe things would’ve been better had I gotten better shoulder braces to help with my injury.  Well, I didn’t know better, what can I tell you.

Anyway, I’ll hopefully be able to bring back some of my aggressive driving game soon.  The league’s started already, and I can tell we’re going to need it.

I have to attend a wedding sometime soon.  Relax, it’s not my wedding; It’s some relative’s.  Yeah, I don’t even know who it is.  I love family. The only reason I know it’s even happening is that my sister was gushing about the bridal shower invitations.

I’m not very excited about it.  I know the wedding will be very sparsely attended, but the reception will be packed.  The sad thing about it?  The food isn’t even going to be good.  I even know where they’ll probably hold it at.  You know why?  Because 90% of wedding receptions I have attended have been held at the same venue.

I can’t really blame them, though.  Why spend so much to feed other people.  OK, that didn’t quite come out right.  Bah, whatever.  I’m too peeved to care right now.

The best nutrition plan that’s worked for me would be a Keto diet.  The thing about it is, it’s terribly difficult to function on such a low amount of carbohydrates.  It also sucks that Anaerobic exercises cannot use ketones, so you end up burning some muscle, instead.  However, it is the most muscle-sparing diet out there, if used correctly.  Try two months of keto dieting, and you will be in the best shape of your life.

It’s the best fat burner diet I’ve ever been on.  I can’t wait to get on it again.  It was the good life, eating steak and eggs all day.

Oh man, after last night’s extreme Sofitel Spiral buffet dinner, I feel like my body is just crying out for a good, full herbal colon cleanse.  I never thought I’d say this, but I think I had too much roast beef.  That guy at the carving station seems to enjoy the fact that I am a huge fan of his cooking, so he always piles a ton of beef on my plate.

I can’t really complain, but I am feeling some serious regret now.  Anyway, tomorrow is basketball day, so I guess all that extra energy will come in handy.

Yes, I am making excuses.

I was selected to be our basketball team’s coach.  At first I thought it would be awesome; you know, they’d sing my praises, get me coaches gifts and all that other stuff.  Instead, I’m stuck with the job of dealing with all the personalities on the team and trying to get them all to run an offense I don’t even fully understand myself.

The one good thing about it is that I can dictate playing time!  In theory, I can stay on the court the entire game and nobody would be able to say a damn thing about it.  It’s good to be the King.  If only it didn’t come with so much responsibility.

This rain is crazy.  I usually enjoy rain, but I have been wanting to hold a barbecue for the longest time.  You know, turn on the fire pits and grill some meat!  You know what I’m talking about.

As it stands though, I will have to settle for some McDonald’s delivery.  Come rain, or shine, those guys at Mickey D’s will find a way to get my cheeseburgers to me.  As well as my fries.  OK, let’s dial that number!

By the way, how about those Mavericks?  I told you guys: Dirk Nowitzki + Jason Kidd + Tyson Chandler = Championship.  You heard it here first.