Manny Pacquiao is balling!  He’s won a record seventh title in seven different weight divisions, the last one being the WBO welterweight belt.  He probably sleeps on pillowcases filled with money and uses 20 dollar bills when he does his business in the bathroom.  He’s also running in the next elections, right after he just won two fights that have the entire country hailing him as a national hero.  His wife is pretty.. unattractive, but he’s got Krista Ranillo (?) on hand, and I hear she’s pretty hot.

Also, Jinky’s sortakind a mestiza, so his kids all look pretty okay.  I mean, the money probably had a lot to do with that, but still!  So Manny, congratulations!  Your momma’s a movie star, you’re a billionaire, and Mayweather is scared of you.  Keep ballin!