Been eating so much dietary fat lately!  It’s all part of the Anabolic Diet I’m following.  Few carbohydrates, as much fat and protein as I want.  It’s tougher than you think.  I can’t believe I actually have to restrict rice and bread and all that stuff on weekdays.  Does Friday count?

It seems to be working, though.  Lost like 4 pounds this week.  Who needs Lipovox, right?  Just gotta keep eating all that dietary fat and working out!  Move my ass in the gym.

I’m also going to be balling tonight, and I probably need carbohydrates beforehand.  That’s why I am going to stay away from all carbs until dinner.

OH SNAP.

Last 2008, after being eliminated by the Celtics in Game 6 of the Finals, Kobe Bryant was sulking by his locker.  He was upset, frustrated, all those other negative things.  Suddenly, Ron Artest barges into the LAKERS locker room (Artest was with the Houston Rockets at the time), and starts telling Kobe, “I can help you!”

Ron got his chance when he signed with the Lakers in 2010.  And man, that crazy lunatic backed every word up.  20 points, a clutch 3 pointer and AMAZING defense on Paul Pierce.

Make no mistake about it, Ron Ron is a head case, but he’s also the reason Lamar Odom is getting another ring this year.  The first few rings he got were diamond engagement rings.  Dude got married.  Just sharing.