You can keep your Gucci bags.  I don’t want your Miu Miu shades.  I don’t need a Rolex, or a Patek watch.  I don’t want new shoes, whether Fendi or Florsheim.  Because I’ve got the most awesome wallet in the world, and no, I don’t mean my old Giordana velcro one!

Unfortunately, I’m not posting pics, because I’m selfish like that.  You’re all just going to have to keep guessing.  Best birthday gift this year, by a MILE.  And I haven’t even gotten it yet.

On a totally different note, you gotta love free WIFI and this most awesome of phones.