My dad is obsessed with weird shoes.  If you guys are young enough to remember, the Beatles wore these really crazy boots back in the day.  He wants a pair like that.  Actually, he DOES have a pair like that.  The only thing that’s keeping him from wearing them is my mom.

Personally, I don’t think it looks good at all, but hey, whatever works for him.  It’s not like I’m dressed like I stepped out off the covers of GQ, so why should he have to?

You haven’t?  That’s OK.  Neither have I.  I mean, only 25% of those who take it pass, on the average.  And it’s stressful like you wouldn’t believe.  People end up taking whole life insurance plans preparing for the bar.  That’s why you’ve got to give it to those 1,400 people or so who pass.  LIKE MY GF!

YEAH!  WHO’S THE KING?! SHE’S THE KING!

Of course this blog is anonymous, but I’m so proud I’m going to give you all a chance to find out who she is.  Just click here.

She’s in there somewhere!