Ever notice how awesome the houses in MTV Cribs are?  They have got the best stuff money can buy.  The best pool tables, the best televisions, the best sinks even.  Man, it pays to be rich.  That sounds kinda funny, right?  Pays to be rich?  I crack myself up.

Anyway, I don’t think I’ll ever get that loaded.  I’ll be happy with a simple house.  With an awesome gym.  And an awesome basketball court.  I’ll be happy with that.

My future bathroom will have glass tiles.  Or maybe not.  I guess it’s not really going to be up to me, if you fellows know what I mean.  It’s the ladies who make these decisions!  All we’re supposed to do is pay for everything!  But I WILL insist on my basketball court and my home gym.  These are the bare necessities!

Speaking of which, I have got to get myself working out again.  Then again, it is the season to be festively plump.

By the way, I realize how much of an awesome blogger I am.  I knock out a hundred and fifty words in less than five minutes, just like that.  Am I really that wordy?  In any case, I think it is absolutely awesome.

I wish I could find a job that requires me to play basketball.  Obviously, that isn’t going to be the NBA, since well let’s face it:  I’m good, but I’m not THAT good.  The PBA is an okay option I guess, although I’m not sure I’d make much money playing in the local league.  Probably Europe is where it’s at.  Yeah, I think I could probably live with that.

ANYWAY, before I get myself dreaming about balling for a living, I’ve got to get back in shape first!  Damn I’m fat.